MORE HUMOR

And now, a few more humorous items that were recently heard over Chester County's police and fire radio...

From Coatesville, a police officer was getting ready to go on a park & walk assignment near a liquor licensee where an occasional problem or two (or three or four) have been known to break out:

"Put me out on a park and walk at the Elks Club, playing zookeeper."

Meanwhile, in the southern part of the county, an officer on patrol seemed to have a failure to communicate with County for some odd reason:

Officer: "I couldn't copy you. Did you say something about Oxford?"
Chester: "Repeat your last, you were unreadable."
Officer: "I guess we're both having the same problem."

Um, duh...

From the fire side, a small fire in Phoenixville elicited the following request from Fire Radio:

Chester: "Command, you're at the 15 minute mark; your pleasure on relocates and fire marshals?"
Command: "Uh, no."
Chester: "Okay on ... no."

Not that the humor out of Phoenixville is limited to the fire side. An assault call to East Vincent provided the following size-up on the patient's condition:

"MICU 167, okay on your response. You've got one there who needs a dentist."

And, finally, from the Irony in Advertising department, Uwchlan Ambulance units recieved this ironically accurate size-up following an MVA involving a motorcycle:

"Medic 87, okay (on your response). You've got a real smart one there. Motorcyclist down, no helmet, now reported unconcsious."

What can I say... I'm bored.