Thursday, May 22, 2008

NEWS FLASH!!

Exclusive To The Westchester Guardian

Confidential sources inform The Guardian that two male Correction Of-ficers and two inmates at the Westchester Penitentiary in Valhalla have come down with potentially fatal MRSA, a virulent staff infection. Also, no fewer than four inmates have been found with pus-oozing
boils, suspected of being the same.

County officials are reportedly attempting to keep word of the outbreak from reaching news sources and the public.